07 March 2006

This just in

In light of my glaring mathematical errors on the last post I would like to post a retraction.

I will, in fact, be born before September 13th, 2006.

The Star Spangled Banner was written 162 years and one day before I was born.

There, now I feel better and can get to what really matters...

Making fun of stupid people.

More to come...

2 comments:

Joubert said...

I had no idea you were so young - just a pup.

Captain said...

Indeed. Imagine my embarrassment at people my age knowing so little about the Constitution, founding fathers, and our Republic in general.

I’m afraid it would take a full scale war ala WWII to teach most of them.

“Learning things the hard way etc. etc…..”