Poetry

Sometimes the forwards you get via email just make you smile, this is one of those:

FEMALE POEM


I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen all day long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,

and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,

And forever be my very best friend.


MALE POEM


I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a

liquor store and a fishing boat.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.