Man gives birth to brain, skull could not be reached for comment...

Ok, that’s it, you kids have just made me have to turn this car around! We’re going straight home, not ice cream.

After reading so many other blogs that my eyes have crossed, I’ve finally realized that even if I have nothing earth shattering to say, I still have things on my chest (minus the smattering of manly chest hair) that I need to get out. Granted some or most of it will piss someone off, but hey, I’m not in this for friends, I’m in this for no good reason at all, and that actually makes me feel better.

So, proceed to my first verbal assault with all haste, it’s an eye opener.